Miss Universe s last Question
? ? 环球小姐最后一题
? ???Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
? ? 问：美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ???Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
? ? 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
? ???Question: How can you say so?
? ? 问：为什么呢？
? ???Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman……..
? ? 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……
? ? (Applause! Applause!)
? ? (鼓掌、鼓掌)
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? ???Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
? ? 问：西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ???Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
? ? 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
? ? Question: How can you say so?
? ? 问：为什么呢？
? ? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
? ?西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
? ? Applause! Applause!)
? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌)
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? ?Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
? ?问：菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
? ?菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
? ? Question: How can you say so?
? ?问：为什么呢？
? ? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
? ?菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
? ?(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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? ?Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
? ?问：伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ? Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
? ?伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
? ?Question: How can you say so?
? ?问：为什么呢？
? ?Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
? ?伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
? ?(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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? ?Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
? ?问：印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ?Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
? ?印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
? ?Question: How can you say so?
? ?问：为什么呢？
? ?Ms India: Because it works day and night……
? ?印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
? ?(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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? ?Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
? ?问：马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ?Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
? ?马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
? ? Question: How can you say so?
? ?问：为什么呢？
? ?Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
? ?马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
? ?(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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? ?Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
? ?问：新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ?Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
? ?新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
? ?Question: How can you say so?
? ?问：为什么呢？
? ? s Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
? ?新加坡小姐：总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。
? ?Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
? ?(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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? ?Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
? ?问：中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
? ?Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
? ?中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
? ?Question: How can you say so?
? ?问：为什么呢？
? ?Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes……..
? ?中国小姐：虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……